Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO) is a multiplayer first-person shooter video game developed by Valve. Canonically, this is where the boys show off their technical and decision-making prowess by getting frequently crushed by hackers. This game is widely agreed as the worst game ever with complaints including: "what the fuck, how did he know I was there?", "yeah I love getting instantly dinked by a running AK", and "how the fuck did I miss that, cool 64 tick server".

Counter-Strike 1.6
 slurrrrrp  yeup, 1.6 was good game. They don't make em like they used to.  slurrrrrrp 

Weapon Skins
Researchers hypothesize that owning more expensive weapon skins is a direct correlation to better in-game performance. This is justified by the fact that The Construction King, The Irishman, and Dandy all own somewhat expensive skins while also being historically the highest performers. This suggests Snax should get a knife because he gets a lot of knife kills.