SNAX

Overview
Snax Is The One Eternal God Being Of This Universe. Considered The Progenitor Of Mankind, Inventor Of Thinking, And Known Dissident Of Gravitational Laws. While The Origins Of Snax Are Currently Unknown, Many Scholarly Theologians Have Theorized Many Different Situations Which Could Have Caused The Creation Of Snax.

Creation
Snax's Origins Are Unclear As The Original Translations Of The Dis'Cor Books Have Been Lost To Time, Although The Preservation Of Several Excerpts And Portions Over The Years Have Made For Contentious Debate Among Theologians About The Absolutes Of The Snax Creation Story.

Creation Theory #1 (Cow Bell Theorem)
The Cow Bell Theorem Theory Is The Most Accepted Creation Theory By The General Public. The Story Is As Follows:

In The Beginning, There Was Nothing. Darkness Filled The Void Of Reality Except For One Source.

At The Center Of The Blinding Tear In The Darkness Came A Divine Figure. As The Divine Body Took Form The Light Emanating From It Dimmed. When The Light Vanished, An Explosion Of Unimaginable Magnitude Shook The Core Of Time And The Oblivion That Surrounded It. From This Explosion, The Universe As We Know It Formed. In The Center Of The Universe, The Origin Of The Explosion, Came The Divine Host. Snax. In These First Moments Of Life, Snax Said Aloud For All The Universe To Hear, "I Think I Will Think" And It Was Done. Snax Created The Ability To Think And Gifted It To Mankind As His Gratitude.